Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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