- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Roses are red Violets are penis

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

yo momma is so tall shes tall

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Will you marry me?

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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