Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Will gropes Ebola victims

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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