- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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