- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

SC Johnson a Family Company

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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