Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Susie has Autism

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's up? The sky.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Women's Rights

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

whos gay? you are

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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