How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

World Peace

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Penis!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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