- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

To mamas so fat shes fat

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Homework.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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