Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Left. That one direction...

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Women's rights.

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