what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Womens rights

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Looks through the peephole.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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