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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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