Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Anti Joke

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