Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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