A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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