The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Small titties.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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