I'm gay.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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