What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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A jew went to Germany.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Hitler is my role model

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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