- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

you will die someday

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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