- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Star Wars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A guy is playing cod

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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