- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

I only like NY as a friend.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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