- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

women's lacrosse.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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