a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

BUTTERFARTING

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Bumsniffer

thumb_up thumb_down -23

69

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

what's funnier than hell? heaven

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

GAY PEOPLE

thumb_up thumb_down +50

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops