- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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