What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Water, please.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A black goes to college

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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