- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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