What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

women's rights.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hey Caleb.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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