What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Can I touch it?

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Penis in a box.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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