knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Teen pregnancy

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

look left now look right. washing machine

whats gay ? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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