Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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