If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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cot!

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Poopsack Jones

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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