Get in the van

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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