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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I came.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

You know George Washington? He died.

Working hard or hardly working????

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

noodles

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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