Knock knock Come in!

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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An asian walks out of math class

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Windows Vista

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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I came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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