how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

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