There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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