Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Women's rights

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memes

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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