Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A black person in the NHL

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Anti Joke

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