- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

I LIKE TURLES.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What's white and sticky? Glue

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