Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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two fish are in a tank.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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