A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Black people

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Women's rights.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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