What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Rebecca Black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Women

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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