What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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