What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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ollie is a fag so are you

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Thumbs this up

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Mexicans working in an office

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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French people

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