- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Don't rape me!

Avery has crabs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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