Women's Basketball.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Go away.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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World peace

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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