(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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