while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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