Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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