What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Are You A Zombie?

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    If you have two apples and thre oranges in one hand and three apples and two oranges in one hand. You have big hands

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    Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 ate 9

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    What's black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender

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    Which war did Napoleon die in His last one

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    If you drop an egg on a concrete floor how do you crack it. You can't crck a concrete floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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