Surprise mother father (A+)

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Barack Obama.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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A woman's opinion

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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